Darn Kids With Their Darn Loud Music!
A recent musical phenomenon has been racing across the internet and I can't go another minute without addressing my hatred for it. The phenomenon is known as dubstep, and its terrible. Think of a guy that has synthesizers taped to his hands and feet, falling down a flight of stairs that is 4 minutes long. That is what it sounds like. I like to consider myself as someone who has a large music palette that stretches from punk rock to hip hop to classic rock to electronica and everything in between. I have often prided myself on my ability to stay with the times and find new music in new genres and sub-genres that I enjoy. Lately, dubstep has me feeling a bit like a crotchety old man complaining about the loud music the kids these days are playing. If it gets any worse I'll be yelling at kids to get off my lawn.
There is not one part of this that sounds remotely like music to me. That is coming from a guy that calls hardcore punk his favorite type music. Hardcore punk is home to shouted, yelled, or screamed vocals and traditionally basic song structures. There are of course many bands that have incorporated melodic vocals (Ignite, Rise Against) and/or more difficult song structures (Botch, Cave In, Dillinger Escape Plan), some even mixing jazz into equation (Refused). While I don't agree with it, some have dismissed this music as "just noise", but to the critics I say, if you are not into the style of music, you can at least appreciate the fact that these bands are playing their instruments, some very well. Defenders of dubstep has explained that the song structures are very advanced and use complicated time signatures. Big deal, it is created on a friggin' lap top. Part of what gives music "life" is the fact that it is played by actual human beings. If you can program the bass track to be on a 5/4 time signature, who cares? Thats very different from a drummer who can play his drums at a 5/4. This is not to say that I have no appreciation for electronica, because I do.
There is something to be said for a song that you can dance to, or something that simply just sounds cool. Blink 182 and New Found Glory are the examples of this in the pop-punk world. Nothing new. Nothing exciting. Nothing difficult to play. But damn its catchy. I think there is something to be said about a band that can write a hook. This goes for a lot of DJ's in the electronica world. There IS something to be said about coming up with a catchy hook or cool beat. There is talent there. All I mean to say is that the complicated song structures in dubstep seem to lose their luster when you consider it is created on a computer. To me it is more impressive that someone can play a few chords and keep a simple drum beat.
Furthermore, I don't have a degree in music theory. I admittedly don't have the best ear. I do think, however, that I have a better ear than most people that aren't trained musically. I find it extremely difficult to count beats and to break down songs. If I can't do it, who can? Musicians and people who have studied music in school. Thats about it. I often hear people refer to a band as a musicians band. Like the band Yes. Most people that like Yes are musicians and appreciate the musicianship in their songs. Is that was dubstep is? A musicians electronica genre? Maybe I am wrong, but I doubt most musicians and people who have studied music would like dubstep. Its just terrible. To complete the post, I will leave you with an example of dubstep so you can make your own judgement. If you are like me you will get 30 seconds in and want to turn the guns on yourself. Either way, I am curious to know everyones thoughts.
